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☭INTENSE BAMBOO'S INTENSE INTERNET PLAZA☭

LIKE DANTE MEETS BOSCH IN A CRACK LOUNGE

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Watch out, Mister! Here comes the twister!
This is Rudy Ray Moore–yeah, I’m the HUMAN TORNADO!
I chained down thunder and handcuffed lightning! I’m so damn strong it’s sometimes frightening!
I grabbed a star travelling a million miles a minute and slowed it down to the state speed limit!
Yes, I’m the HUMAN TORNADO! Winnin’, grinnin’ and sinnin’!
I used an earthquake to mix MY milkshake! I eat an avalanche when I want ice cream!
I punched a hurricane and made it a breeze! I swallowed an iceberg and didn’t freeze!
The Human Tornado! Flingin’ cash and talkin’ trash!
Delayed, relayed, mislaid AND parleyed! Jumped, stumped, bumped AND mugwumped!
THE HUMAN TORNADO!

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