Watch out, Mister! Here comes the twister! This is Rudy Ray Moore–yeah, I’m the HUMAN TORNADO! I chained down thunder and handcuffed lightning! I’m so damn strong it’s sometimes frightening! I grabbed a star travelling a million miles a minute and slowed it down to the state speed limit! Yes, I’m the HUMAN TORNADO! Winnin’, grinnin’ and sinnin’! I used an earthquake to mix MY milkshake! I eat an avalanche when I want ice cream! I punched a hurricane and made it a breeze! I swallowed an iceberg and didn’t freeze! The Human Tornado! Flingin’ cash and talkin’ trash! Delayed, relayed, mislaid AND parleyed! Jumped, stumped, bumped AND mugwumped! THE HUMAN TORNADO!